Germany in Five Minutes

As one country, Germany only appeared in 1871, almost a century after the USA, and I tell its story from my couch with a globe.

It sits in the very heart of Europe with nine neighbours, two seas up north, the Alps down south and the Rhine through it all. Centuries of tiny principalities give way to the Berlin Wall falling overnight, and Sundays are so quiet a drill can bring the police. Bread beats sausages with over three thousand kinds, and Oktoberfest begins as a crown prince's wedding.

Thank you for spinning the globe with me on my OFTV, and for more of me, I'm waiting on my OnlyFans.